we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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