so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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