To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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