they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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