My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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