yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I have demons in me.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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