True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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