Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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