You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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