? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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