Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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