Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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