Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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