you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
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I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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