idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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