You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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