Ambien. No doubt about it.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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