He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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