1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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