I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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