I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Oh god it's open bar.
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