wat bout pragnant strippers??
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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