How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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