I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
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