My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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