Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
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I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
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Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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