your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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