my mouth tastes like poor choices
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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