the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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