please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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