normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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