is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
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