Whod you bang
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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