for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You need Xanax blowdarts
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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