Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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