So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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