Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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