Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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