so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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