I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
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