Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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