Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
