i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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