are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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