And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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