in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you win again, gameday.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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