I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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