I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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