I should be sponsored by Trojan
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
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Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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