You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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