Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
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He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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