Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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