I'm sorry my penis didn't work
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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