happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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