Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
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I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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