Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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