It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
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