im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I'm really busy with my period
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